Last week, Antonio Esfandiari was disqualified from the PCA Main Event after deciding to “relieve himself” at the poker table. The decision to do so stemmed from a prop bet that required him to lunge everywhere. His legs hurt so bad that he couldn’t go to the restroom.
Instead of giving up on the prop bet, he made his -EV decision and was subsequently DQ’d. After winning the bet, Antonio gave the money to charity (half to One Drop and half to REG Charity) as part of his apology over his conduct and his attempt to put things back in balance. According to a statement given by Esfandiari to PokerNews.com, he said:
“I am embarrassed of the actions I took to win that bet. On paper I won, but in life I lost. No matter how much one loves a prop bet there is a limit to how far you should go, and in this case I failed. Getting disqualified from the tournament is not something I contest. I believe PokerStars made the right call. I would do the same in their position. Knowing that I let people down is what hurts. Sometimes we as humans get caught up in the moment. I let this bet get the best of me.”
Following last week’s shenanigans, certain sources claimed that Antonio could parlay his lapse of judgment into some endorsement deals. Below are three post-PCA endorsement deals for Antonio Esfandiari.
Depend Adjustable Underwear
Do you suffer from incontinence? Are you too busy to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Have your lunged so much that you just can physically walk to bathroom? Stay in the game like pro poker player Antonio Esfandiari and try Depend Adjustable Underwear.
They provide maximum incontinence protection for men and women and you can change them without removing your pants or shoes. An 18 pack is just $12 and can provide protection for days. No need to leave the poker table ever again! We’re sure that Antonio wishes he had bought a pack before his trip to the PCA.
He can be like Lisa Rinna.
Pro Maxima Performance Plus Power Lunge
Want to lunge like pro poker player Antonio Esfandiari? You don’t have to pay $50,000 for lunge lesson. Instead, you can buy the Pro Maxima Performance Plus Power Lunge for just $1,500.
With the Pro Maxima Performance Plus Power Lunge, you learn proper form while doing one of the best exercises possible to improve balance and leg strength. After using the Power Lunge for 6 weeks, Antonio won a $50,000 prop bet at the PCA. He lost the potential to win almost $800,000 while doing so, but he won $50,000.
Super Beta Prostate
Suffering from having to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Can’t make it through two levels of poker without needing to answer the call of nature? Had Antonio used Super Beta Prostate, we would be talking about his deep run in the PCA Main Event rather than his getting deep sixed from the event.
Super Beta Prostate helps men in the following ways:
- Reduces Frequent Urination
- Helps Aging Prostate
- Supports a Good Night’s Sleep
- Stops Poker Players From Having to Setup a Human Shield to Use the Restroom
- Prevents “lapse of judgments” that negatively impact bankrolls
Remember, Super Beta Prostate – just $29.99 at your favorite store. Enter code MagicMan at checkout for $5 off.